Love Potion #9

I never think of public transportation as a chore. The metro isn't that bad and I enjoy being able to navigate through it easily. The buses here are quite nice, very clean, and overly air conditioned. What more could a girl ask for? Usually I simply read a book while I am riding, but my latest book -being written as a steady stream of consciousness- has been difficult to get into. So I have been resorting to my ipod. I listen to it with noise silencing ear phones.

I believe noise silencing ear phones are one of the seven wonders of the world -or eight? I can't hear ANYTHING except the sound of music. The regular bustling in the streets and stuffed metro trains are muted and I am happily transported to a movie about me, which has a fantastic soundtrack...if I do say so myself. My only problem is my odd paranoia that kept me from using my ipod in the first place.

I always have this fear that someone is going to yell out my name, tell me to duck, or dodge a bullet. I will be stuck in my little world totally oblivious to the fact that my impending death is coming from behind during the second verse of "Nessun Dorma". (I've always been the dramatic type) Even visions of me being attacked while dancing happily or even strutting to songs have come to me. Luckily I have found solutions to this:

*Make sure to always have my back to against walls, sliding against them will help
*Stay away from everyone at all costs. That means no small talk, direction giving, eye contact, and/or polite smiling is allowed.
*Go up down escalators and down up escalators, that way killers will be confused
*Run at all costs at all times when not sitting down.
*Never sit down, that's vulnerable
*Also run backwards so you can keep your eyes on people.

Public transportation will be safe! I might look like a victim of M. Night Shyamalan's latest movie The Happening, but hey at least I won't be interrupted! ...

Take that Cheese to Tijuana

Info about the infamous band I am a part off (Incase You Haven't Heard Of Us):

Name: (The) Labial Folds

Members: Vicious and Liqueur

Status: Currently touring and writing autographs for adoring fans

Style: Interpretive, Rock, Alternative, Improve, Kick ass

First Cd: Bitches Be Crazy and So Be You!

#1 All Time Hit: "Hey Ya Hey Ya Radar"



When you join the band's Facebook Group, Be sure to check out the quiz, to find out which (The) Labial Folds band member you are!


LIQUEUR OUT!!!

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I am in the mood to write, but everytime I start I stop...This writer's block is heavy, and I have no arm strength. I will be back once some one has moved it for me, which is usually the case...